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I have learn English about 10 years. But until now, I have been communicated with foreigner. I realize that English is best importance language in technology world nowadays. So I want to receive the helps of everybody, I also want to share every thing I learn with newbie in English.

Nothing is impossible

No matter what they say When it comes to love Two hearts are inseparable No matter what they say When it comes to love Nothing is impossible

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WHY DIDN'T YOU REFUSE IT?

After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face.

His surprised wife asked:

- Why are you so sad? What's the matter? He answered sadly:

- Today I got a Yellow card.

- So, did you want to get it?

- Of course not. The wife was upset:

- If you didn't want to get it why didn't you refuse it? But you did accept it, so now you are sad.


HE IS HAVING TANTRUMS AGAIN
A player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother, watching the game, laughed and said to the player's wife:
- You see, your husband is having one of his tantrums again, just the same as when he was young. I understand his temper

A DIFFICULT SITUATION TO SOLVE

The football match between two children's teams became "white- hot”. Suddenly a little player ran to the main referee and said:
- Uncle, I want to make water.

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